Would you like the last peanut M&M?
a) Mmm peanut M&M, yes!!
b) What colour is it?
c) Nah, I just had two chocolate bars for lunch.
d) I just had two chocolate bars for lunch... but sure!
Sometimes when life gives you a free M&M cookie... you get three free M&M cookies.
When I was at sleep country I tested out the 5 'S' brand of beds. The only one I instantly disliked was the Simmons. What have I been sleeping on for the past 3 ish years? Simmons.
I found it oddly disturbing that I find it fascinating to look through all the dirt and gunk that my new wonderful purple Dyson picks up. I hope the novelty of that wears off. Dirt is gross.
I have been highly amused with Sun Life's advertising campaign "Life's brighter under the sun". I was volunteered to help organize the Corporate Holiday Contest which is to make our own version of a new set of commercials, so the amusement continues. I can't tell you about our creative commercial just yet. It's very hush hush, confidential, top secret stuff right now. Maybe after the contest I will write about it. Or just tell you to assume it was entertaining and awesome.
What's the point of an "extra" stat holiday if it means my company just takes away one of my floater days. Not only will it eliminate the choice of when I take my extra vacation day, but I will also be pressured to spend it with my family!!! *grumble*
2 + 2 = chair.
The end.
I like to operate on the theory that family time = me time because I don't live near my family and I'm not commuting to be with them for one special day when I already do that three times a year. Four times is just one time too many. Really, any time is just one time too many.
ReplyDeleteI can't figure out how this family day thing will work out, either - as a gov't employee, we can't use it as a stat because our union only negotiated for a certain number of stat days and it's either take this and lose the August stat (YEAH RIGHT) or just not use it. So we're not using it.
And thanks for the cookie. Mmm, delicious M&Ms.